Music Lessons, Little Rock
Guitar Humor
What do you call a guitarist knocking on your door? The pizza delivery guy.
What do you call two electric guitarists trying to play in unison? Counterpoint.
How many electric guitar players does it take to change a light bulb? Five. One to change the bulb and four to tell you how much better they would have done it.
What’s the range for an electric guitar? About 20 yards if you have a good arm.
How does a lead guitarist change a lightbulb ? He holds it and waits for the world to revolve around him.
How many electric guitar players does it take to change a light bulb? Five. One to change it and four to discuss how Eric Clapton would have done it.
What’s the difference between a lawnmower and an electric guitar? You can tune the lawnmower.
Why does an electric guitar player leave his case on the dashboard? So he can park in the handicapped zone.
What’s the difference between a guitar player and a certificate of deposit? The CD will eventually mature and make money.
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17 Aug 2008
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17 May 2008
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