Q: How do you reduce wind-drag on a guitar player’s car?
A: Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof.

Q: How do you get a rock guitarist off of your porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.

Q: What's the difference between a guitar player and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Q: What's the difference between a jet airplane and a Rock guitar player?
A: About three decibels.

Q: What do rock guitarists and lawsuits have in common?
A: Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

Relative minor: A guitarist's girlfriend.

Smile, enjoy the rest of your day and practice!